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| oh damn. lets say you like animals. so one day you go to the pet store just to look at animals would could potentially be your pet one day. so your just chilling, thinking "oh all these animals good great but im not gonna take one home" or "all these pets look so lame. so im gonna wait and look for another pet store". i went to the pet store one day, thinking that i wouldnt find me a perfect doggy or animal or something, when all of the sudden i meet a mouse that might turn out to be the best friend iv had. yeah, a mouse and turns out its name was brain. id never expect that this mouse would turn out to be such a great companion. out of all my options; dogs, cats, fish, lizards, blacks, i found this mouse and in a sense, this mouse chose me too. could it be just me being in a good place at a good time? or could it just be i had a block of cheese in my pocket? or maybe it was just the plain old perfect match. i think it was numaro trois, the big sideways boob(3), or the manage a trois for you french people. who knew a mouse could be so great, so great in fact that she started to rule my world.
mice are one thing. but women are another. i never though id ever like a mouse, cause all they do is go about their daily life without you ever noticing. this mouse when about for 2 years before i figured out she was something different. she was practically into what i was but i didnt pay any attention. she was like "the pretty girl who walked the halls, the girl you wish you could date but would never think of it". some things are too good to be true or real which is why is just bluffed it off thinking "cmon Gohnny, no chance". for some reason, iv always followed my brain over my gut. and in most cases, my brain has failed me. with this mouse, i went with my gut which is why she became my "brain".
how many people have you met. now how many people have you met who left not a scratch but a dent in you? not many people leave scratches in me so why do i have such a huge dent in me? maybe its cause this mouse gnawed at me. she did gnaw at me but not physically. she was the yummy tootsie roll that would be stuck in your teeth; itd be stuck on you till you dealt with it. she was always stuck on my mind. so pretty, funny, yummy, yet so grounded, just the thing i was looking for when i was at the pet store. so thats when i decided to lick the tootsie roll out of my teeth to put something better in my mouth.
i decided to replace that tootsie roll with a gyro. a delicious gyro. but not by myself but with her. that was my first effort to try to get that mouse to take an interest in me. it was also my first effort to try and grow a pair of balls. this was one of many attempts to attract the mouse so my cheesiness.
but why did i like this mouse out of all the other animals?
she makes me laugh.
im a man who loves to laugh, not only at his own jokes but the jokes of a beautiful women. laughter can cure the worst of moods which is why i appreciate it so much. i can appreciate laughing at myself, laughing at a joke from a guy and laughing at nothing. but it ups a level when a girl does it. it might be one of the most attractive things that a women could do.but you can even up it another level when she doesnt try to be funny when she just is. humor is something you cant just obtain. your born with it. oh boy, is she born with it.
shes beautiful.
iv seen pretty faces in my days but i havent seen a face like hers. how does a smile, eyes and hair all fit on her gorgeous face? i dont know how but thanks Buddha. shes beautiful. looking at her is like looking at a platter of your favourite food; your overwhelmed by everything you ever wanted right in front of your eyes. but looking at her is better then looking at your favourite food cause looking at her makes you feel great, makes you feel majestic. not only is she pretty, she has great hair. it suits her perfectly and better yet, it smells yummy.
shes something else.
iv never met anyone like her before. no one i know makes me feel the way i do when im with them. it feeling that someone you love is there with you is a feeling that is hard to find. the feeling of looking that person in the eyes, knowing you can trust them, tell them anything and feel secure is rare and hard enough to find and i found it. its a feeling that cant be described cause its so aifhiegoeigos. makes me glow. one special person once told me "i dont know how its possible that one person can make me feel so many things". thats how exactly i feel.
i can say i love someone. but i asked myself "how do i know i love her?". i know i love her cause at the end of the day, i know she'll be there, not only as my girlfriend, but my best friend and be there by my side when i really need it. thats how i know.
at the end of the day, no matter how shitty my situation may be, no matter what has happened, the mouse thats creeping in the back of my cheese head will take a bite and leave a bigger dent in me, a dent which she fills in with something else. her shit.
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| i hear too much of this "high school is great!" and "high school is the best years of my life" and so on and i ask myself, why isnt my high school year so smashing? im not here to wine about how emo i am and shit, this one will specifily be about school, in hopully will be a series of comments and thoughs about Scarbz. back to my thesis, why isnt my high school year so great? well iunno about you but gr 1-8 was way better then any gr 11-12 year i had. maybe its cause my school is full of lables queers, hoes, patels and boring people. but who knows there may be more.
one thing that cheeses me off is how school is so labled. sure, its in every single school right but doesnt every single school have a normal ground person? i mean when i see it, i can think of tons of lables i can put on these shelves; TNA, queer fags who are exactly the same, brown towns, geeks, hoes, druggies, ect. i mean everywhere i turn, i can see 2 people who are identicle. its annoying and bothersome when you feel like your the only normal kid because it is probably cause your from dt. and i think tis probably true. here, your either a fob or born in scarbs and its rhino shit. for example, the group of guys in a hall who talk, act and insult the same. now, i dont have a problem with them, i have a problem witht he fact that dumb shit slang can spread like black pussy. i know its as gross as it sounds. its woorst cause i talk like them too sometimes and i cant help it. its even worst when there are certain characters who have fag attitude and think theyre the bomb. when i think something is right and someone else disagrees with me, im open to their opinion. when they think their god and everything they say is right its sorta cheeses me off. sad thing is everyone in the crew probably thinks the same way. i end up ignoring it. another thing that cheeses me off about these people is how they can suddenly change from a home bro into a normal person. wow, its like how Zelda turns into that sheek lady with ninja skills. god damn. enough of these people, hows about the fag browns? well alot of theme arnt fags but theres that one guy/girl who ruins it for the rest of them, like the jews or mexicans. now, im fine with alot of them and alot of them seem pretty cool. its just weird how someone so quiet and/or smart wears a sweater that said THUG on it or ECKO on it cause their friend wears it. another thing that bugs me is about them is how they love to travle in packs of 20 or more. its as if their on a tourist trip the hood. their all in dickys around double double blocking up the door, thinking their Allah or somthing. yo, i want some pizza and wedge, move. the other thing with tamils is their bad sence of style. i see guys with a charllot bobcats basketball jersey of okafor. yo, okafor is sick and all but are you going to get respects with a charllot bobcat jersey thats baby blue and orange? hows about thoes t shirts of ganster cartoon characters like tweety or mario? your sort of ruining my childhood here by putting rynstones on marios hat. along with the t shirts is the hardcore dragon or tiger print. yo, i know you wanna rep. tamils with tigers or look tough by putting a dragon on your shirt but i think i saw that shirt on sale at Zellers. mad respects yo, lets burn your face with a cig to complement this ensemble. im gonna die if one of them reads this LOL. and to conclude this brown listing, whats with them and that bowl cut? its all adding up here and making sence. baby blue + orange, chilling in packs of 20+, bowl cuts, tweety and stewie shirts and dragon zellers dress shirts. they dress amd act like i did in gr 3. forgeting about the tamils and on to the ladies. im a man who loves a girl with style. how come almost every other girl dresses the same? lulu/tna pants? uggs? bug eye sunglasses? tight jeans that give you no ass? yo cmon,i bet you dont go "yo i wanna look good tonight and look like janet from down the street too". now, im not saying that all that shit is bad. im just saying dont look like every other person i see in the halls. and please, no more gel or that shit that makes your hair look shiny. my chinky eyes hurt. moving on wit this is the juniors. ah yes, fucking juniors. i know they just game out of gr 8, being the oldest in school but yo, you dont run the school. im tired of seeing new generations of faggots every year cause they get worst and worst. worst of all is how they try to get attention of people and girls. LOL virgin pls.
sure, trends are pretty bad johnny but what can be worst? well this isnt accually worst, i just forgot to add it in. now some call it being two face but im just calling it gay. people who act a certain way around certain people cheese me off. yo, why cant you act the same way around me as if you were with your girl or your mom? i know im your boy but you dont have to call me a fag in every sentence. and calling me a fuck gets exausting. this is putting the spotlight on the trends i mentioned earlier. pick one person from their "tribe" put them with a female/male and boom, their so normal right? or are they acting there too? i remeber seeing this hardcore tamil. hes all like "yo im gonna fucking kil this teacher" and "yo corona bitch!". i saw him with his girl and he was softer then my balls after a shower using olay body wash. wow i never seen this side of you before mr. blahblah-than. this goes the same for almost every other trend excluding females cause their bitches all around most of the time. i know this one guy. hes a smart guy, dresses pretty geeky, geek glasses and hes a patel. hes a fob who wants to be an engineer right? iunno maybe he wants to but his fb is all about gold bars, champain, the bitches and hoes and hardcore gangsta rap verses. well it has a nice ring to it; nerd by day, terd by night.
something that really bugs me about school is how many real "friends" you have. acording to dictinary.com, a friend is "a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard". i dont know what that exactly means but i have my own meaning of a friend. a friend is someone you can depend on for being there for you when you need it and someone who is willing to sacrifice something insignificant for you when in need. you can have your own definition but thats mine. so what does this have to do with anything. i guess i would define a friend as someone i have spent time outside of school with more then once. only makes sence right? well i guess i dont have many of thoese. many of thoes who are "friends" are mroe like associates or people i just know. i wouldnt miss them if they died or w/e. i may sound mean but would you cry if someone you didnt know died? yeah it though so. so back to this thing. how can you really judge a friend? well lets listen to this convo. but before, lets explain my situation: im alone at lunch cause i dont wanna be around one of the tribes. i see one of my "friends" nd aproaches him.
"yo wanna go out for lunch or chill or somthing?"
"sry but i dont feel like moving right now"
"yo cmon, im alone and really bored."
"nah man, sry"
wow. applaud anyone? what agreat guy eh? boy, i had a great lunch that day. i asked someone "hey when was the last time you saw me for the full lunch?" they said "iunno not since last year. why?" well thats because i either go out for lunch by myself or go home and make sme eggs for lunch. im not calling myself a loner but it sure can feel lonly even though your surrounded by "friends". hows about this time where i was rreally down at like 3am. i needed someone to talk to so i call my "buddy".
"yo can i talk to you? its important"
"yo wtf, its 3am. tell me tomrrow *click*"
wow.
i really only have a handfull of friends and i like to think i treat them better then alot of other people. for one thing, i dont ditch them, put in effort and dont bash them constantly. another thing that bugs me with "friends" is when they think that your acually friends with them. sometimes they go up to you and say "yo can i have a chip?" yo would you give me a chip if i asked? prolly not. so fuck off. or when some random person who you just know of and talked to sometimes in class ask you for some cash money. "yo you got a dolla?" "yo, you got some money" yo, are you a bitch? yeah you are and is prolly not gonna pay me back. so why am i giving you money. im asian so fuck off. im always happy to lend money to "friends". ill even occationally buy you something (IF YOUR A GIRL) but yeah im nice most of the time to my friends.
wow, friends sure can be bastards eh? well what about the dumb people of school? well readers dumb people are dumb. now, i know im dumb but i never try to be right to someone who would probably know his thing. for example, some dumb bitch called me chinese. now anytime someone calls me chinese, i automaticly tell them im mongolian because its out of the blue and is very possible. this dumb bitch says "NO! your CHINESE!" yo, fuck you. "no, im mongolian. were beside china but im not chinese" " NOOOO. you have chinese EYES!" wow. cmon. lets ask a teacher. "Sir, do i look chinese or mongolian?" "well you look mongol" "ty". "johnnyyyyyyyyyy your lying!" dumb bitch dont second guess me about my fake mongolness. im a man who knows a bunch of random shit. she goes and mentions the great wall of china.
"you know the great wall was made to stop invaders like mongols"
"Really?!? how its soo...not tall!"
"what do you mean its like prolly twice the length of this wall"
"noooooo. i saw on americas next top model and they were modeling beside the great wall and they were like almost as tall as the wall!"
woooooooooooooww. i didnt know antm was the bible and shit. after i bitch at her she says:
"johnny you think im stupid dont you"
yes, yes i do. too bad i said it in my head and not to her face cause she more then likely deseeved it.
now what do i hate most about school? the fact that people are lazy. "hey do you want to go dt and chill?" "whaaa? its soooooo far"
yo fuck you. hows about you get a life and explore eh? itll cost you a bus ticket but im sure its more fun then STC. now see, i was born and raised dt and i have a dt mind set so i enjoy walking, going out, all that shnazz and everyone was the same dt. we call stayed afterschool playing soccer, or wed all meet up at someones house, play donkey kong on nes and drink kool-aid, or go play foot hockey. thats shit here. "nah bro, its cold" "nah bro, my parents wont let me go out" "nah bro, im merking my cock". is it that big of a deal to travel 40 minutes. i mean isnt thats what friends are for? to have a good time and perhaps, acording to guru johnny, sacrifice an insignificant thing like travel to see a friend? well not acorrding to these lazy folks. stc is their destination for chill, movie and shopping. i know its convinent and all thoes things exsist there but get a life outside of scarbs. now im a very lazy person, VERY lazy so lazy infact that iv delayed this blog for a year almst. but when i want something, im not lazy. isnt that call something like inishative? (SOZ i cant spell). iunno but my point is i know much to many people who are too lazy to get what they want. "yo im getting fat in places i never had before" "work out then" "but i dont feel liek it/i dont want to buy weights" wow yo, instead of spending that 8$ at McDonalds, buy a weight and get ripped thats what i did. "yo but im sooo hungry". you know you got the fat for a reason right. perhaps you were being an american slob nd wanting to be obese. heres another example. "yo, i want to join this sport cause it looks fun and will keep me in shape. is it hard?" "its alright, we do alot more fitness then technique though" "oh fuck that. i hate running" what a bumbaras eh? people like that make my penis invert. hey, i got another one here. "yo im so fat, blah blah" "what do you do at home?" "watch cardcaptors" (LOL SOZ FOR CALLING YOU OUT). but still, its really gay and yeh yeh yeh..........................................
now i might sound like a selfish bastard who wants attention and maybe i am. but honestly, woburn is probably goign to be so insignificant n my social life that i might aswell be mute. everything and almost everyone is so bland. theyre like eggs that havent been seasoned. sure its okay and all but it could be ALOT better maybe if i had some salt or some pepper, this egg could be great and i would enjoy it much more. too bad this egg is boring and flavorless. all my saying is if it wasnt for all these clicks, all these "friends", all these people, all these dumbasses, my days in highschool wouldnt be as bad as im saying it is. all i could use is a normal pal i can chill with sometimes. like arthur's buster or binky's brain, or bart's milhouse, i would love to have a sidekick and visaversa. or maybe even a gf.
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| yo, so i was just thinking about whats stupid and i though of another anoying thing. parents. GOSH! one thing that gets on my nerves is when they give the gayest suggestions. one day my dad buys deli meat shit and bread for lunch. so i go and make my meal and durring the process, the man goes up to me and says "you know, put lettuce in your sub, its taste better". no shit, thats why its out. i also hate it when im doing somthing like doing customs and they stand their for 10 minutes watching me do it. holy shat. so creepy, the man is breathing on my neck while im weilding my detail brush. your heavy breathing will smudge my paint you jew, go watch the CNN. what also is gay is when my mom is watching wheel of fortune and ask me what a "thing" is. damn..
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| Ok, so, i do what i do best.; find weird shit on the internet. and i think i rediscovered geek.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070330033246AADSiwa
Katlego P. is a douche who gets 0% votes and has a gay hat D:
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